I'm not that fond of books written more than a hundred year ago; they turn me off faster than girls who don't read. That brings me to my point: Classics are exactly the kind of reading materials Rory loves. And just between you and me, Rory Gilmore reading a book turns me on faster than Alexis Bledel naked (naked?!! how sacrilegious can you get?). That's the reason I'm bringing it upon myself to read Charles Dickens' Oliver Twist unabridged just so that I could be in Rory's good books. And if I survive with my interest in books intact, I would move on to Moby Dick, another favourite of Rory's. Yes Rory, you have my promise that I'll worship every single book your beautiful eyes have pored over. Now, like the song: are you gonna be my girl?