Despite numerous attempts to get high in Amsterdam, it didn't quite happen. I think I'm just not cut out for smoking weed. Even the usually infallible "magic mushroom" failed to induce that altered state of mind they claim to be so intense that you get an out of body experience.

About the only time I was "unnaturally" happy was after a visit to the Heineken Experience where each visitor is entitled to 3 free glasses of Heineken.